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Death Waltz
No joke… :o
This scares the shit out of me.
This reminds me of those blueprints Wile E. Coyote draws of the traps he makes to get the Road Runner…
“add bicycle”
“release the penguins”
“GONG DUET”
“arranged by accident”
“have a nice day”
“whole arm on black notes”
“Balance your chair on two legs”
“mute in” “mute out” “mute in” “sell mute”
still good
OH MY GOdI AM DEAD„,???2.,fmnhjd,skmdj
THE LActoSE INTOLERANCE THING JESUS ITS ME I’M DEAD

you see this?
it’s called a razor
if you’re a girl, USE IT
your hairy legs and armpits aren’t cute okay
you’re not helping out for woman’s rights or anything
YOU’RE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK NASTY
Or!
Women have been socialized to believe that they must remove hair for a number of reasons, primarily the following:
- hair is historically and Biblically associated with power; we as a patriarchal culture are obsessed with keeping hair on men (facial hair, Hair Club for Men, hair plugs, whatever) and keeping it off women. You say hair on women is nasty; why is it only hair on women? Women and men have the same pubic hair. We all grow it out of our follicles for the same reason. Why is it only gross on women?
- women’s bodies have been considered the property of men since the dawn of time, and therefore we have been held to a standard of beauty and attractiveness that is not determined by us but is instead determined by something called the male gaze, which is erases all sexualities and genders other than cisgender heterosexual men and assumes that women are performing for it.
- childlike women are considered less “threatening” and more “feminine” because they are naive, quiet, and rely on ~*adult men*~ to take care of them.
AND ALSO:
- there is a fallacy about pubic hair that it is dirty. It is not dirty. In fact, it’s there to keep your genitals cleaner. Pubic hair and armpit hair are also there to spread your pheromones around and make it easier for you to attract a mate.
- all mammals have hair. We’re mammals.
AND FINALLY:
- No one else’s body is your business. Ever. You want to shave? Go ahead! That’s totally your prerogative and if you’re more comfortable shaving, feel free. But given that pubic hair isn’t innately dirty, there’s no reason for anyone to remove it if they don’t want to.
You’re not sending out some edgy, hardcore message here. You’re just reinforcing what our culture wants you to reinforce. Before you pick up that razor again, think about why you want to shave. Is it just because our culture told you to? Why’d they tell you to? What’s the point?
Do what makes you comfortable and what makes you happy, and let others do the same.
where do these intelligent people COME from?!
- What Will Your Character Do When Disaster Strikes?
by Carolyn Kaufman, PsyD- Characterization and Conflict: Using Psychological Tests to Improve Your Writing
by Carolyn Kaufman, PsyD- Gathering Information from Characters: Types of Questions
by JJ Cooper
THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST

clearly your a fuckin reject. cuz that post gave everyone else swag. look at you with your glasses. you fuckin nerd. no swag whatsoever. dismissed bitch.
‘nerd’
as an insult
on
tumblr
Three Days
Don’t be dead – JW
I love you – JW
Wow it’s a good thing you’re dead so you can’t read that – JW
Although I wonder how you would react if oyu did read it –JW
*you. You wouldn’t have liked the typo –JW
Five Days
Dammit Sherlock why am I…





